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tyleroakley: 30-Year-Old Recreates His 20-Year-Old Self’s...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:34:05 -0600

30-Year-Old Recreates His 20-Year-Old Self’s ‘Landslide’ Interpretive Dance In Undies

nicodidevilo: teenytigress: THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:10:50 -0600

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

Cosmo Tip #455

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:08:46 -0600

menluda:

When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”

porn4ladies: That’s a fantastic one. -Posted this before, but...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:05:54 -0600

porn4ladies:

That’s a fantastic one.

-Posted this before, but posting it twice won’t hurt!

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Wed, 22 May 2013 01:03:10 -0600

porn4ladies: This was the first video I saw on Tumblr, it...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:02:57 -0600

porn4ladies:

This was the first video I saw on Tumblr, it persuaded me to make an account.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 01:02:37 -0600

e-n-o: shy but actually a sex freak

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:53:03 -0600

e-n-o:

*shy but actually a sex freak*

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:52:50 -0600

sasuhiroki: reminder that no one single thing defines your personality, and that there will be at...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:52:15 -0600

sasuhiroki:

reminder that no one single thing defines your personality, and that there will be at least one single positive thing about you, even if you can’t find it yourself.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:51:14 -0600

Benedict Cumberbatch at the Bowery Hotel for the New York Times...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:49:58 -0600

Benedict Cumberbatch at the Bowery Hotel for the New York Times (x)

Reblog if it's okay to start talking to you.

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:49:34 -0600

foulmouthedliberty: Too many facepalms for a single post.

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:37:18 -0600

foulmouthedliberty:

Too many facepalms for a single post.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:31:43 -0600

lexuswillow: This is an old family picture. My family does not...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:30:41 -0600

lexuswillow:

This is an old family picture.

My family does not support my being in the LGBTQIA community. They actually are opposed to it. They tell me every day that its disgusting and that it’s sinful and I’ll go to hell for liking women.
I moved out when I was seventeen, and in January I moved back in with them because I couldn’t handle everything that was going on. Every day one of my five siblings tells me to go back to Minnesota. My little brother Charlie (the black baby in the picture) is now 8 and he constantly physically attacks me and tells me that I’m not his sister and to leave. My other siblings make it very obvious and clear that they don’t want me here and my parents tell me constantly that they’re gonna kick me out soon.
I’ve been saving every penny for a bus ticket to Oregon to stay with my best friend and today I found this picture in my sisters’ room ON DISPLAY. Not hidden. On display. They cut my face out of the picture.

And that… That was just the last straw.
I don’t care if anyone reblogs this or whatever, I don’t wanna get popular, I just want people to know that this is not what a family looks like. This is not something people should have to go through.

This is no life.

toinfinityandbeyonce: soundlyawake: toinfinityandbeyonce: ugh i wish boys would text me cute...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:28:36 -0600

toinfinityandbeyonce:

soundlyawake:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

ugh i wish boys would text me cute things

i’ll text you cute things

not you

fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:53:05 -0600

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

fishingboatproceeds: bbc-bestbromancecompany: Nerdfighter...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:51:14 -0600

fishingboatproceeds:

bbc-bestbromancecompany:

Nerdfighter Benedict? Or just failed Vulcan?

As far as I can tell, there are eight possibilities here. (I’ve spent a fair bit of time thinking about this.)

1. Benedict Cumberbatch is a hardcore nerdfighter and when Martin Freeman threw up a gang sign, Cumberbatch was like, “I have one of those.”

2. Cumberbatch, who obviously has a relationship with Star Trek, just naturally changed the Vulcan sign (pulling in the thumbs, turning the palms inward, crossing the arms) in precisely the same way that I happened to change the Vulcan sign when I first made the nerdfighter sign in the halcyon days of 2007.

3. One of the interns on set who has gained the trust of Benedict Cumberbatch was like, “If you do your hands like this, the Internet will get really excited.” And so he did.

4. BBC, in their infinite wisdom, staged the entire photo and Cumberbatch was taught the nerdfighter sign (I MEAN LOOK AT THE PERFECTION OF HIS NERDFIGHTER SIGN! He seems so comfortable and confident in it, almost as if it is muscle memory, almost as if he has flashed it to his laptop screen on hundreds of occasions in the past, but I digress) and this photograph was staged to get people psyched for Sherlock, although what tiny segment of nerdfighteria is not already psyched for Sherlock? Also, if this is the case, who is Martin Freeman trying to advertise to? Residents of the West Side?

5. Benedict Cumberbatch has a relative or a friend who is a nerdfighter and so he is passingly familiar with nerdfighteria and liked what he has seen and wanted to make us all very happy.

6. The nerdfighter sign also happens to be the hand sign of some obscure English gang with which I am unfamiliar called like The East London Wanderers or The Slightly Intimidating Liverpudlians or whatever.

7. Nerdfighteria actually figures in the plot of the new season of Sherlock. Perhaps a nerdfighter has been (wrongly no doubt!) accused of a murder.

8. Benedict Cumberbatch was playing some kind of British version of Rock Paper Scissors against two invisible opponents, and he went double scissors (as any smart person would).

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:50:17 -0600